got a bruise from a blood test for the first time in my life. I didn’t even et a bruise that time the student nurse poked me in the bone.


Sep/15/14
4 notes
reblog

I really like the phrase “for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction”

because whenever someone says something really shitty around me, I imagine somewhere in the world, someone else becomes enraged and will eventually find and punch that person.


Sep/15/14
2 notes
reblog

whoever puts the pictures on wikipedia articles obviously hates everyone


Sep/14/14
2 notes
reblog

I feel like I’m the only person who has avoided the U2 epidemic


Sep/14/14
2 notes
reblog

i feel like everyone I go to uni with should know you missed brendan push me on a wheelie chair.


Sep/14/14
2 notes
reblog

if i can’t scan my face into a game using my kinect and play as myself within the next 5 years then technology has failed me.


Sep/14/14
6 notes
reblog

whenever i see art that is not as good as mine with thousands of notes i just feel like my icon, u kno

just

have i displeased the tumblr gods

is my art shittier than i think it is

why have thou forsaken me for a shitty line drawing of bart simpson with a doob. 


y u got titties robot lady


my wrists are fucking killing me from doing nothing but playing destiny for like 3 days but it’s fucking good so I ain’t gonna stop.


Sep/14/14
2 notes
reblog

my favourite thing about destiny is definitely victory dancing with your team after a successful strike


Sep/14/14
11,814 notes
via / source
reblog

commbuoy:

people are fuckin dying ashley


Sep/14/14
23,889 notes
via / source
reblog

nextyearsgirl:

"Agree to disagree" is white guy speak for "I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me."


2 weeks today until student loan day, yey.

blood test on tuesday, results next tuesday, maybe i have a thyroid problem, maybe i don’t, who knows. 

also, I have this weird fear that whenever I’m ill it’s because there’s something seriously wrong with me, and the doctor is going to tell me i’m dying, so i just avoid going to the doctors like avoiding being told i’m dying will stop me from actually dying. 

the human brain is weird.


Sep/13/14
1 note
reblog

people using “prettyful” as a word make me want to snap of my own leg, tie a dictionary to the end of it and beat them around the head with it.