How I Met Your Mother would’ve been infinitely more interesting if Lily and Robin had ended up together.
do you ever just go on tinder and there’s just a vag staring at you
tinder is what i do when i’m bored on the bus
i’m gonna get arrested for looking at accidental porn in public.
I got up this morning like “weathers a bit rough”
turns out its the front end of a hurricane.
WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?
The Horrifying Customer. OH GOD NO
EGADS! IT’S THE TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF
"The overwhelming old person who never stops asking questions in class"
just booked my first placement day at a bloody school to get my teaching stuff started
nerve racking yo
my aunts stupid husband rang up like “sell the house, let ur children have some money for once in their lives” and it pissed me off so much, like I’m a fucking adult, I am 22 years old and I don’t need to rely on my parents for money anymore.
My mum still buys me stuff occasionally, and I buy her stuff or whatever, but the argument that I don’t have money and need it is such a fucked up argument to use.
I’m gonna take a picture of me in my room with my 3 grands worth of stuff and send it to him like “you are a fucking prick, look at all these xboxes”
"£8.05, which isn’t a lot of money", that's a lot of money for me. No self-worth + no money = no prescription
have you tried not being a fucking weeny?
like, if you have no money chances are you’re either a student or on benefits, and you can get your prescriptions free. You get your glasses free, and your dental care.
if you have a job, it’s a spare tenner. Everyone has a spare tenner when they’re working.
I get that people feel shitty about themselves and what not, but the UK has this marvellous system set up to give you all the help you need, if you want it. You just need to pull your head out of your arse for long enough to see that it’s there, for however long it’s got left before the tories fuck it with the power of a thousand white hot suns.
The Evil Within’s controls/combat style is very The Last of Us meets Resident Evil.
I like it.
Good game. Nice choice, me.