28481CCB being an annoying cunt all day every day.
this is england 88 at crimmas I hope there is Kel |-)
things I do on halloween sit in the dark eating chocolate and ignoring the childrens cries of trick or treat.
girlfriend forces me to remember her entire name. doesn’t even remember my favourite movie.
omoly replied to your photo: got sims 3 pets… and I adopted a dog, and when it… favourite dog. is he called jar jar binx? he only stayed like that while he was a puppy, as soon as he aged up he was fine lmfao
Remus squeaks in his sleep and it always make Clint jump and wake up and it’s so funny.
When you go to take a drink from your cup but it’s empty )’:
Imagine if I ever got to get a fucking nights sleep. Fuck sake.
the clocks go back at 2. extra hours sleep, wooooo!
In exactly 2 weeks, I will be 20. fucking 20 I LOOK LIKE A CHILD.
28481CCB bitches. also, every time I get a new phone, I always have like an obscene amount of 7’s in the number, I’m like the queen of sevens.
But first am gonna play sims 3 pets.
Just gonna have a stay in bed and watch ~scary movies~ day. and cuddle the rats.
Anonymous asked: Oh, so now you have a bb again. Wasn't you just a few weeks ago slating them when the network went down? Kettle. Pot. Black?
I WAS WRONG MY PIN IS 28481CCB I AM A STUPID FAGGOT
Got a new phone and I have bbm again and a new number And my pin is 284181CCB and if you had my number and I didn’t text you, whoops
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!
You’re not ugly, it’s society that is ugly– Faggots (via thelocalpaedo)
don’t care if you think something is offensive i’m still going to make jokes about it because that’s the kind of person i am.
when you keep texting someone and they don’t text back but you just keep texting them anyway cause you really want to talk to them but evidently they do not want to talk to you. so you weep.
just gonna have another fun night in alone yay
just saw someone say smoking weed is a way of life. except it isn’t that’s like saying “drinking fanta is a way of life” it’s just something you do man. Nothing special, doesn’t make you look the big man bragging about it.
Wearing my kigu and some boots for Halloween and being puss in boots. I am so creative, bow before me.
I can’t find the sweeping brush. the floor in my room is wood, hooving just pushes it around. weep.