So, I think I have tonsillitis, wanna claw out my throat, I’ve not even been able to sleep properly
just gonna tie the strings of my american apparel hoody together so the entire world knows i’m a cunt.
I wish human faces actually went like :@ when they were angry imagine it
OMG LIGHTS IN MANCHESTER FOAMING OUT THE MOUTH CRYING BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE THE MONEY TO ORDER TICKETS OMG
I have to go to work cba wah although I might only have a job for another 3 days, so u kno
gonna do more of those grey’s gif things when I don’t have work in 8 hours and I’m yet to sleep :’) alex, george, izzie, cristina, bailey, everyone, ever.
starting my new years resolution early. bye bye fattie.
why is it whenever everyone thinks someones funny on here I’m just like “you absolute cock of life, I hope you trip over your own inflated sense of self worth and fall down the stairs, knocking yourself into an irreversible coma, so I never have to look at your gimpy face, ever again”
everlastingneverendless-deactiv asked: I dunno eivur :( save meh.
In a parallel universe, the laws of physics are suspended. What goes up does...– Susanna Kaysen - Girl, Interrupted.
flotationtherapy replied to your photo: I’m blonde again! And I’m drinking the beers and… So gay. Homecoming however is amaze. If i’d of known you wanted it, you could have borrowed it from me. I SPENT A MONTH LOOKING FOR IT, you absolute clunge ): Could’ve said that before. ps, ur gay.
just spilled beer all over my legs. why.
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Wrote like 7 chapters of some story tonight, and it’s not even that good because I’m tired and I was slightly drunk when I started it but apparently people are reading it and shit so I’m gonna go have like 6 hours sleep and cry in the morning when I have to get up to go to manchester. byeee.
liveonhiatus: i heard if you say forever alone 3 times into a mirror at midnight i appear and punch you in the face for being a faggot
have you ever put southern comfort in a can of monster? you should do it i’m so aroused by it.
yourstrulysammijay replied to your post: what is the fad of girls drawing their eyebrows on… I blame Scousewive program. Which i don’t even wanna call it a program lol. I just wanna walk around with make-up wipes and rub them off. ):
what is the fad of girls drawing their eyebrows on like drag queen hookers? stop it, you look ridiculous.
pagifer: I DON’T CURR ABOUT MA HURR liztits: molly and paige are so horrible to me, bullying me over the phone I WAS ASLEEP AND YOU WOKE ME UP, your accent is just as bad, faggit
molly and paige are so horrible to me, bullying me over the phone