I need to go and have a bath. but courage the cowardly is on. ): I have to pack things for tmrw, am excited!
Oh and anon, I know you’re the same moron who tried to call me stupid on the 26th and I shot you down. You should just stop, because you make yourself look even more ridiculous as time goes on. You can’t even spell whole…
Anonymous asked: are you just going to be a bum for your hole life?
why can’t you fool an aborted foetus? because it wasn’t born yesterday.
my sister came in my room and we talked for like 10 minutes and I was like what day is it when she was leaving, then remembered it was her birthday and gave her a bottle of lucozade. classy.
The light in my bedroom went, and we have no lightbulbs. so all I can do once it’s dark is blog. )’:
Bailey’s hurt face omg ):
just spent a good couple of minutes like WHY ISN’T MY GRAPHICS TABLET WORKING. then I realised I was holding the pen upside down.
mum asked me for my recipe for my muffins and I told her she can’t have it because it’s mine and I told Padfoot he was an ‘enabler’ I have gone insane.
today I stared at attractive women in job center then I gave money to attractive charity worker and finally I stared at attractive girl on bus who apparently lives near me. i will find u .
When people spell paid as ‘payed’ You are wrong, stop talking
sneezed so much I nearly threw up that’s new.
brand new eyes was released 2 years ago today. that’s gone well fast man! wtf……. also, it’s my little sisters 15th tomorrow, and she thinks i’m going to buy her a present. she would be wrong can’t afford to buy myself eats.
next time someone asks me to do something I don’t want to do, I’m just gonna be like I’m busy practicing for the whistling choir death match championship.
I always imagine that Tonks’ patronus is a Labrador, all smiley and silly and clumsy.
Do you ever look at a picture someone has posted as just think, WHY WOULD YOU BE DOING THAT.
Harry Potter and TEENAGE ANGST.
remember that time I posted that tweet from Lord_Voldemort7 about the voldecat, and people kept reblogging it like it was me that had injured the cat? good times. good times.
trying to decide whether or not to sleep for four hours.
I wish tumblr had a choice of default tags you could save and click because I always forget to tag things.
i’m always right once i thought i was wrong but it turns out, i was mistaken.
vanilladenim: Liz I’m coming to live with you after I graduate, ok? Ok. Ok, I will buy you things.
You know what’s worse than a cat taking over your bed? a 12 stone rottweiler that’s taller than you when it stands on its taking over your bed. I miss having a dog, but I don’t miss having to share my bed with him.
Anonymous asked: I thought you were a vegan?
when will was shouting at quinn on glee in my head it was like “QUINN FABRAY ! HOW DARE YOU ROLL YOUR EYES! I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR TEACHERS’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER “TOE” OUT OF LINE, I’LL BAN YOU FROM THE GLEE CLUB! Oh, and Becky, dear, congratulations on making Head Cheerio. Sue is so proud..”
things about me people apparently don’t know I’m left handed I’m a really good cook I’ve played pokemon since I was about 7 or 8, and I do not intend to stop also a good baker I’m vegetarian I get claustrophobic on buses I can’t sleep alone if I don’t have my headphones I’m scared of bumper cars, when I was 6, I was in one with my auntie...
When people update their twitter every five minutes about their shitty night out which can’t be that good because they’re spending all their time updating their twitter.
I’ll get your kid back toy!