April 2012
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someone once told me I had “inappropriate eyebrows.”
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WHY IS IT MEEM.
WHY.
I’ve never thought Michael Cera was funny. at all. he’s just, every loser ever, and it upsets me that he’s made a living from it, I mean, I’m like, half of the lesbians in manchester but no one is offering me money to stand around and do what I do anyway.
you know that Daniel Powter song Bad Day? I used to think the lyrics where “you had a bad day, you’re taking nan down.” and I was like, “that’s not right at all, is it.”
I should point out, I’m from bolton, I’m like as common as it gets over here.
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WHAT IS MY LAPTOP DOING. I should be asleep, but I’m not. Someone talk to me.
I’m having 70 donuts for my dinner tomorrow and none of y’all can stop me.
if God made man in his image, I can’t help but think that God is a massive faggot.
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just sat like “awh the Corpser Hatchlings are so cute” Until the mum comes out and I’m like DA FUCK IS THAT.
turns out, Gears of War 3 is actually really good. yay. Even though I’m only doing story mode atm. I’ve gotta have an early night tonight, gotta be in town at like 10 for my first day of stupid training. Bought some nice shirts so I look extra homo tho. woooo.
mum went in the arcade for a brew earlier, so I put my last pound a slot machine and won 20 quid.
score 1 for lizo
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finally watching lip service.
Cat being high is hilarious. I’m pissing myself.
Whenever I watch Rocky Horror (which is a lot) the scene with Janet and Frank makes me laugh so much. All I can think is “you aren’t Brad, these glasses come right off!”
I’m probably gonna vom all this back up later, but for now, I don’t even care.
We’re having takeaway, included cheesy jalapeño poppers. loving life a little bit too much.
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When someone knocks on the door, the puppy puts her paw on my leg like WHO THE FUCK IS THAT AT THIS HOUR.
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someone needs to come and look after me for cereals.
I can’t stop shaking and my nose is running and all of my body, including my skin, hurts.
help me.
well, now i’m in a horrible mood, I’m gonna go sulk
people who haven’t seen Rocky Horror really upset me. Especially when they claim to love musicals, and they’ve only seen shitty disney musicals. Rocky Horror is like, ground breaking, and fabulous. I’ve known how to do the time warp since I was like, a toddler. Also, the dvd menu makes sarcastic comments at me, it’s fucking fabulous.
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