April 2012
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someone once told me I had “inappropriate eyebrows.”
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WHY IS IT MEEM.  WHY.
Apr 29th
I’ve never thought Michael Cera was funny.  at all. he’s just, every loser ever, and it upsets me that he’s made a living from it, I mean, I’m like, half of the lesbians in manchester but no one is offering me money to stand around and do what I do anyway. 
Apr 29th
you know that Daniel Powter song Bad Day?  I used to think the lyrics where “you had a bad day, you’re taking nan down.” and I was like, “that’s not right at all, is it.” 
Apr 29th
I should point out, I’m from bolton, I’m like as common as it gets over here.
Apr 29th
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liztits: accent challenge! Your name and username. Where you’re from. Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a...
Apr 29th
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WHAT IS MY LAPTOP DOING.  I should be asleep, but I’m not. Someone talk to me.  
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I’m having 70 donuts for my dinner tomorrow and none of y’all can stop me.
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if God made man in his image, I can’t help but think that God is a massive faggot.
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just sat like “awh the Corpser Hatchlings are so cute” Until the mum comes out and I’m like DA FUCK IS THAT.
Apr 29th
turns out, Gears of War 3 is actually really good.  yay.   Even though I’m only doing story mode atm. I’ve gotta have an early night tonight, gotta be in town at like 10 for my first day of stupid training. Bought some nice shirts so I look extra homo tho. woooo. 
Apr 29th
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mum went in the arcade for a brew earlier, so I put my last pound a slot machine and won 20 quid. score 1 for lizo
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Apr 28th
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finally watching lip service.  Cat being high is hilarious. I’m pissing myself.
Apr 28th
Whenever I watch Rocky Horror (which is a lot) the scene with Janet and Frank makes me laugh so much.  All I can think is “you aren’t Brad, these glasses come right off!” 
Apr 28th
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I’m probably gonna vom all this back up later, but for now, I don’t even care.
Apr 28th
We’re having takeaway, included cheesy jalapeño poppers.  loving life a little bit too much. 
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When someone knocks on the door, the puppy puts her paw on my leg like WHO THE FUCK IS THAT AT THIS HOUR.
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someone needs to come and look after me for cereals. I can’t stop shaking and my nose is running and all of my body, including my skin, hurts. help me. 
Apr 27th
well, now i’m in a horrible mood, I’m gonna go sulk
Apr 26th
people who haven’t seen Rocky Horror really upset me.  Especially when they claim to love musicals, and they’ve only seen shitty disney musicals. Rocky Horror is like, ground breaking, and fabulous. I’ve known how to do the time warp since I was like, a toddler. Also, the dvd menu makes sarcastic comments at me, it’s fucking fabulous. 
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