May 2012
May 30th
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marshmellow squash from morrisons is actually well nice. tastes like pink!  also going to a bbq tmrw, fab.
May 29th
May 29th
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literally just washed all the clothes in the house, baked a load of muffins, now I’m chilling and thinking about going to get some potatoes to make jacket spuds for tea.
May 29th
May 29th
1,295 notes
spent alll day cleaning, and now I’m baking apple and vanilla muffins.  The batter tastes pretty good, actually. Proper little housewife. 
May 29th
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bought titanic, finally found it for less than 15 quid.  Exciting. And I got Gays of War 2 cause its a quid online, and I felt like replaying it. 
May 29th
so hard to drink a brew when the puppy keeps putting her nose as close to my mouth as possible.
May 29th
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May 27th
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Told my friend if you ate uncooked rice and drank hot water, it would expand in your stomach and make you feel full.  So she did it.  :’)
May 20th
May 20th
10,443 notes
May 20th
2 tags
May 20th
3,438 notes
THE KITCHEN IS FLOODING AND I CAN’T FIND WHERE THE WATER IS COMING FROM AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF THE WATER HELP ME HELP ME
May 20th
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May 20th
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my room looks so much better now I’ve sorted out ma shit, moved the fish tank, put up more pictures, moved ma tv, lots of space. I still need to sort out ma bed n shit. 
May 20th
1 tag
May 20th
393 notes
2 tags
Anonymous asked: because a vagina is a snake mouth ahhhhhhhhhhhh
May 20th
May 20th
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May 20th
15,491 notes
1 tag
May 20th
481 notes
May 19th
65,683 notes
I am cold and I am bored and I am tired.
May 19th
5 tags
May 19th
3 notes
The Queen is the Queen of Canada,  I didn’t know that. 
May 19th
Mya is sat lifting her paw up at me for food. I am dying she is so cute.
May 19th
May 18th
May 18th
34 notes
28481CCB pls or  @liztits talk to me
May 18th
mya just gave me her paw for the first time!  I feel like a proud mum 
May 18th
2 tags
gonna eat every pretend sausage roll. ever.
May 18th
2 tags
Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
May 18th
May 17th
80 notes
too many gifs of faggots doing bieber hairflips and biting their lips. die.
May 17th
4 tags
May 17th
4 notes
1 tag
May 16th
1,626 notes
May 15th
to be fair, if I was kstew, I’d wanna get gay with myself all the time.
May 15th
1 note
1 tag
May 15th
1,119 notes
“I don’t think I could ever kiss a girl….. No offence.”  I’m glad you said no offence, otherwise, I might have gotten angry about you not wanting to kiss girls, girl I barely know.
May 15th
this week is such a tense week in television for me. Will New Directions win Nationals? Who will die in the plane crash? Will they even die in the plane crash, or will it be someone else, in a very Shonda-esque manner? so tense. 
May 15th
May 15th
May 15th
1 tag
May 15th
355 notes
came downstairs to my mum crying laughing because the simpsons said “that’s the last time you’ll slap this willy about.”
May 15th
1 tag
May 14th
184 notes
May 13th
May 13th
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May 13th
187,632 notes
May 13th