marshmellow squash from morrisons is actually well nice. tastes like pink! also going to a bbq tmrw, fab.
literally just washed all the clothes in the house, baked a load of muffins, now I’m chilling and thinking about going to get some potatoes to make jacket spuds for tea.
spent alll day cleaning, and now I’m baking apple and vanilla muffins. The batter tastes pretty good, actually. Proper little housewife.
bought titanic, finally found it for less than 15 quid. Exciting. And I got Gays of War 2 cause its a quid online, and I felt like replaying it.
so hard to drink a brew when the puppy keeps putting her nose as close to my mouth as possible.
Told my friend if you ate uncooked rice and drank hot water, it would expand in your stomach and make you feel full. So she did it. :’)
THE KITCHEN IS FLOODING AND I CAN’T FIND WHERE THE WATER IS COMING FROM AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF THE WATER HELP ME HELP ME
my room looks so much better now I’ve sorted out ma shit, moved the fish tank, put up more pictures, moved ma tv, lots of space. I still need to sort out ma bed n shit.
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I am cold and I am bored and I am tired.
The Queen is the Queen of Canada, I didn’t know that.
Mya is sat lifting her paw up at me for food. I am dying she is so cute.
28481CCB pls or @liztits talk to me
mya just gave me her paw for the first time! I feel like a proud mum
gonna eat every pretend sausage roll. ever.
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too many gifs of faggots doing bieber hairflips and biting their lips. die.
to be fair, if I was kstew, I’d wanna get gay with myself all the time.
“I don’t think I could ever kiss a girl….. No offence.” I’m glad you said no offence, otherwise, I might have gotten angry about you not wanting to kiss girls, girl I barely know.
this week is such a tense week in television for me. Will New Directions win Nationals? Who will die in the plane crash? Will they even die in the plane crash, or will it be someone else, in a very Shonda-esque manner? so tense.
came downstairs to my mum crying laughing because the simpsons said “that’s the last time you’ll slap this willy about.”