saved them tennis player photos realised I’m on my mums laptop might make one her background
went upstairs to get my baccy came back downstairs with an armful of xbox games I’ve decided I want to trade in no baccy fucks sake
if I haven’t text you my new number, I probably meant to and got distracted, but don’t text my old number unless you want awkward conversations with my little brother.
botwinn-deactivated20121116 asked: ~creepy anon love~ ;)))
i never get anons but it’s okay i can give myself creepy anonymous love.
i’ve been absent from tumblr for ages but chyler leighs hair omg omg omg
me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
new phone is rad. that’s all. There’s a studio christmas advert with a iPhone 3G on. “Buy your kids outdated crap for christmas!”
How the fuck does it take more than 5 hours to deliver a phone from a place fucking half an hour away -__-
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gotta get up at stupid 8 tomorrow then wait in all day for da new phone. Goodbye shitberry!
Me: I cleaned the house!
Mum: What do you want?
I hate getting post, ‘cause I never know if its for me unless it says “Miss E.A” ‘cause I get Miss L, which might be my mumma, and Miss E which might be my sister. wah Why did you have to name me Elizabeth and name her Emily mum, you’re making life hard.
“This deserves more reblogs than any One Direction post” That’s not fucking hard, a piece of shit wearing a hat deserves more reblogs.
can you die from hayfever? I hope not.
Agyness Deyn has married Frank Jr (Phoebe’s brother) from Friends. What?
can someone PLEASE tell me how to stop my eyes itching fuck
can you go and be a cunt somewhere else please, c b a.
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africans: my favourite that’s so raven symone’s outfit is the graffitied brick wall pattern jumpsuit with the red faux fur trim
feeling more than a little bit invisible as of late.
just licked cheese off myself. Unashamed.
I have no food, and I’m starving. My mum has da monies for food but she’s in the bath. I might cave in and get a takeaway. I’m getting so fat but I don’t even care, food makes me happy.