lionfeatures replied to your post: I highly doubt that your last name is dyke but… Where have you fucking been. I moved house! And got a windows phone, and they do not run tumblr well :’)
I highly doubt that your last name is dyke but good effort.
someone on my facebook just posted “Lesbian Get Together — 17 August at 12:00.” crying.
Kristen Stewart blates cheated on Rpatz ‘cause she’s confused. She’s just like WHY DOES HAVING SEX WITH YOU FEEL SO WRONG so she thought, I’ll try it with some other guys, see if it’s just him, but it’s all guys, she’s definitely gay, and waiting for the right time to tell everyone.
Me: There's a giant chair in Switzerland
Paige: to fit your giant ass
watching the Butters Bottom Bitch episode of South Park, and Fuck the Pain Away come on, naturally, I know all the words, so I start singing along brother walks in leaves straight away.
The sixth GIF in your folder is your sexual face.
quinnsfingers: fucking-swaggy-ass-whale: well alright then omg that’s just… sad accurate.
Don’t forget your coupon!
my back is hurting so much today, wah. I can finally watch actual telly without having to lie on the floor so I can get signal tho. wooo!
someone told me the other day that meeting girls was easy and I didn’t even know what to say to them so I just went “psh” and walked off.
The internet is FINALLY back on. And, I have sky in my bedroom now. woooooo!
I will finally have internet again tomorrow :@ yessssssssssssss
Every morning when the puppy thinks its breakfast time, she sticks her face as close to mine as she can to wake me up. Its creepy. She’s creepy.
Just spoke to my Scottish nana on the phone for the first time in like 6 years. She asked me if I had boyfriend and I didn’t know what to say so I was like ‘umm… No’ She’s so Scottish tho
Just went out to check on the rats, now they’ve got their own fancy rat shed, and padfoot had managed to get out of his cage and get himself stuck in the back of a chair. Poor baby.
Don’t even remember the last time I liked someone. everyone is so boring, just need someone rad to turn up and be like ‘wanna dance with no pants on’ and I’ll be like ‘hollllaaaaaaaaa’ Also, if someone wanted to text me, ok
My life revolves around road wars. And also, there’s a woman on passport patrol called “Popo”
you know who’s just great? me.
justacuntfuck-deactivated201212 asked: STOP FLAPPING YOUR BEEF AROUND
If someone wanted to text me that would be cool.
When I had a limited amount of texts every month, I used to use them all and now I’ve got unlimited no one texts me figures.
there’s a girl on facebook and I don’t have her in my friends But I swear she’s been in a relationship with nearly every lesbian I’m friends with.
watching Passport Patrol. “yeah people can be prostitutes, but don’t bring in beans or we’ll ream you.”
I am a hungry hippo.
applied for like 30 jobs today while the internet’s working. I hate how many you need your own car for, I haven’t even started to learn to drive yet. It’s so hard to pick between a pug or a car for my 21st. Or a Moped, depending on which job I have by then, ‘cause I need to able to afford my insurance and shit. I hate being old.
Brother: Smoking kills.
Me: So does water but I don't see you telling me to stop having a bath.
I know they’ve apparently cast Jena Malone as Johanna Mason, but I hope they make her blonde. I always picture Johanna as blonde.
sometimes I just say ‘seriously?’ in response to things and I need more friends that watch greys to understand me